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Chapter 3: Pretty Positive

SexySkele: Heeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllooooooooooooooo

You: HEIIIIIII BONEBOY

SexySkele: HEY FLESHGIRL

You: you rlly want to call me that?

SexySkele: I'm positive.

You: Hi proton.

SexySkele: Hi neutron

[SexySkele changed their name to SexyProton]

You: wow wait

You: do you know the show Jimmy Neutron?

SexyProton: I believe my bro and a friend were watching that.

SexyProton: so yes

You: what if Jimmy neutron in another dimension was like a badboy and he would be named Jimmy Proton

SexyProton: that would be glorious

SexyProton: So how was your day?

You: fine I guess. I didn't feel the urge to punch someone so it was a good day :D

You: You?

SexyProton: meh was all right

You: what do you do for work btw

SexyProton: I have a couple of jobs actually

SexyProton: like I work at a hotdog stand and at an ice cream shop and all that sorta stuff

You: nice

You: or should I say ice

You: plsdontkillme

SexyProton: I FuCkInG sNoRtEd

SexyProton: how did I snort I don't have a nose

You: maybe my friend nose it

You: haha

You: hahahh

SexyProton: ...

You: ha

SexyProton: Seriously HOW

You: hey that snot what I meant

SexyProton: IM SCREAMING

You: I'm just imagining a skeleton making distressed noises rn

You: ha

SexyProton: I smell another bad pun coming

You: what do you call a nose without a body

You: nobody nose

SexyProton: pls

SexyProton: So a friend of pap is sleeping over and she almost burned the house ha

You: nice

You: she's a smoking hot girl then?

SexyProton: meh not my type

SexyProton: BUT HER SPAGHETTI IS BETTER SO I JUST ASKED HER TO MAKE A BUNCH

You: is your bro's cooking that bad?

SexyProton: dude come over and eat his spaghetti

SexyProton: I dare you

You: ok ok ok ok