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Chapter 7: Ripped Fish

You: YO BONEBOY

Sans: YO YO YO FLESHGIRL

You: 18 DAYS BOI

Sans: WADDUP

You: aksjdf;j

You: I cant

Sans: Same

You: I'm also very emotional rn

Sans: ?

You: okay so have you watched harry potter?

Sans: uh

You: okay yes

You: so uh I always get very emotional when I watch the last movie

Sans: same

You: so guess what

You: I watched the last movie and literally sobbed throughout the whole movie

Sans: ha

You: DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME

You: YES

Sans: OFC

You: ugh I cant I'm still a sobbing mess

Sans: *pats on back*

You: *sniffs*

Sans: wait what do you sniff

You: uh well my nose and stuff

You: to prevent my snot from coming out

Sans: t m I

You: believe me, its a common thing

Sans: well ok

Sans: guess who's here again :D

You: lemme guess

You: Mettaton

Sans: Ding ding ding!

You: What is he doing there now?

Sans: he's hanging out with pap

Sans: GUESS WHAT HE GAVE ME

You: what

Sans: pink

Sans: fucking

Sans: sweatbands

You: HAHAHAHAHHA

You: HA

You: WAIT SKELETONS DONT SWEAT RIGHT

Sans: Yes but I "Have to promote the merch darling!"

You: HA

You: so you're going to be a short skeleton in an ugly shirt with a sweatband and probably a cool fedora

Sans: omg yes wait I'm going to ask for a fedora hold on

You: HAHA

You: omg yes

You: HA

Sans: oh my god

Sans: I'm Getting ONE

Sans: HAHAHA

Sans: HE WANTED TO MAKE IT MERCH AS WELL HAHAHHAH

You: HAHAHAHHAHAH