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Chapter 22: Sansco is real

You: HEYA

You: boneboy u there

Sans: HEY FLESHGIRL

You: GUESS WHAT

Sans: well what

You: IM NOT DRUNK :D

Sans: HA

Sans: I talked to jess yesterday :D

Sans: while you were 'majestically throwing up'

You: that's the way of life

You: also

You: what

You: I literally cant remember yesterday

You: hold on I'll scroll up so that I can see yesterdays chatlogs

Sans: okok

You: what

You: what

You: what

You: JeSS IS MAKING PUNS??

You: SHE NEVER DOES THAT?????????

Sans: I guess I just have that impact on people

You: ALSO WHAT

You: I SAID I WAS A LITTLE TIPSY

You: I was literally wasted

You: someone spiked the punch rip

Sans: yeah I heard that

You: lol

You: HA

You: U SAID U CARED ABOUT ME

Sans: well of course?

Sans: why wouldn't I care bout u

You: dunno :d

You: ANYWAY hOW ARE YOU

Sans: well

Sans: tired

Sans: we had to set up the stage and stuff

You: ew

Sans: I'm sure your days was better than mine, so how was your dday

You: uh

You: job hunting

Sans: and?

You: NOTHING

You: UHGHH

Sans: :////////////////

Sans: so what are you gonna do now?

You: ugh idk

You: Jess is soon moving out to live with her boyfriend and idk what I'm gonna do then if I don't get a job

Sans: :/

You: lets just say the bags under my eyes look brighter than my future

Sans: same same

You: how do you even have bags under your eyes

Sans: I really don't know

Sans: MMMMMMMAGIC?

Sans: I'm a magic skeleton

You: well hi a magic skeleton

You: I'm alex