Chapter 8: *Skeleton in the closet intensifies*

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You: 17 DAYS YAYAYA

Sans: HeyOAoOAo

You: HI

Sans: IM HYPER ON COFFEE Btw I DRUNK LIKE 5 CUPS IN THIS HOUR

You: Why

Sans: IDK

You: good reason

Sans: LOLOLOLLOL

You: I would think ur becoming papyrus now

Sans: MAYBE I AM PAPYRUS NYEH HEH HEH

You: what

Sans: JK

You: okokk

Sans: CUS IM ALPHYS

Sans: WHUHAHA

You: OKAY WHAT

Sans: jk I'm undyne hi

You: OKAY WHO ARE YOU 

Sans: I'm sans

You: nice and I'm hungry

Sans: hi hungry

You: don't

Sans: I'm snas

You: HA

Sans: rip joke. 2k16, ruined by a typo

You: HAHA HI SNAS

[ Sans changed their name to Snas ]

Snas: *extistenal crisis intensifies*

You: *insecurities intensifies*

Snas: *Making distressed noises intensifies*

You: *Intensifies intensifies*

Snas: *making great conversation intensifies*

You: *crying intensifies*

Snas: *death intensifies*

You: wow 1 - 100 real quick

Snas: ikr

Snas: guess what

You: what

Snas: we're doing the 'who's in my house game' again

You: okok nice

You: hmm

Snas: METTATON!!111!

You: WOW OKAY SPOILERS HI

Snas: He came to explain what my job was at the tour

Snas: guess what

Snas: its great

You: well what.

You: u get to drive a van or something?

Snas: better

You: what could possibly be better than driving a van

Snas: well

Snas: I get to run a restaurant

Snas: well not restaurant

You: :D

Snas: but its kind of like a truck with a restaurant in it??

You: seems coolio

Snas: ikr

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