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Chapter 5: Tour

Sans is now online!

Sans: Sup my ladydude

You: sup my manlydude

Sans: Did you hear the mtt news?

You: Mtt is gonna tour right?

Sans: yup

Sans: I'm coming with him btw

You: how come? I thought you hated him?

Sans: I truly do, but I need to protect papyrus

You: nahw

Sans: so yeah

Sans: 40 days on a tourbus with a toaster

You: Looking forward to it?

Sans: n o p e

Sans: damn I hope I have wifi

You: ur with mtt

You: he has like

You: HE IS THE WiFI

Sans: yes

Sans: imma take my laptop with me hehe

You: yay

You: lemme know how the tour is then

Sans: I'll have to work there btw

Sans: probably gonna run a hot dog stand there

You: coolio

Sans: ew I have to hear screaming girls every night

You: don't put that out of context

You: ;))))

Sans: I swear to god

You: lol

You: my friend is probably freaking out lolol

Sans: what's their name tho

You: it's Jess

Sans: so jess the obsessed fangirl

You: basically

You: I still remember the day I introduced her to tumblr

Sans: oh god

You: That was a memorable day

You: I loved it

You: she was like

You: fangirling

Sans: lol

You: then she saw the mtt tag

Sans: oh god

You: she

You: started

You: screaming

You: at the screen

Sans: poor screen

You: it was epic

Sans: nice

Sans: oh by the way

Sans: pap wanted to talk to you

You: oh sure

Sans: here he comes :D

You: HI PAP

Sans: HELLO THERE HUMAN BEHIND THE COMPUTER!