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Chapter 2: Double trouble

You: Hi

You: You there?

Sans is now online!

Sans: Heya

Sans: Sorry my bro needed his bed time story

You: Oh no pressure family comes first right?

Sans: Right

You: So what's your brother like?

Sans: He's a skeleton too

You: wow I couldn't have predicted that

Sans: He's tall, unlike me. And sportive, unlike me

You: so you're a short and lazy skeleton

Sans: yup

You: well we have that in common then

You: apart from the fact that I'm not a skeleton

Sans: He's 16 btw.

Sans: And yes he gets a bed time story

Sans: And yes that was a thing in the underground

You: fair enough

You: How old are you btw

Sans: 49

You: ..

You: ................................

Sans: jk

Sans: 21

You: lmao I thought the van thing was real for one second

Sans: ;)

Sans: you?

You: oh I'm just a 12 year old child

Sans: lmao

Sans: well this is kinda awkward then huh

You: I have  ponytails

Sans: amaze

You: yes cus I'm obviously a 12 year old child with the love for science and their laptop

Sans: kids these days

You: I'm 20 lol

Sans: *sweats*

You: *throws towel*

You: use it wisely boneboy.

Sans: so how was your day fleshgirl

Sans: oh god I'm never gonna say fleshgirl again

You: ew

You: meh kinda shit

You: I might have hit someone when I was working 

Sans: what

You: they were discriminating monsters

You: so yeah

You: I felt like my fist belonged on their face

Sans: savage

Sans: thanks for standing up for us btw

Sans: means a lot. not everyone does that

You: no problemo Pablo

Sans: cool cool

[Sans changed their name to Pablo]