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Chapter 20: Kinky: The legendary pasta

You: HEY BONEBOY

You: How was the show? 

Sans: HEY FLESHGIRL <33

Sans: meh all right I suppose

Sans: Undyne helped pap and me out cooking spaghetti

You: Nice

You: 5 days left I cant

Sans: SAME

You: Jess is constantly screaming 5 days lololol

Sans: same

Sans: aren't we all

You: true true

You: So

You: Anything coolio happened today?

Sans: Actually yesh

Sans: So we always set up the day before after driving to the new terrain, so that we don't really have to do anything besides our job in the evening

Sans: So we have like the morning and afternoon for ourselves

You: Coolio

You: What did ya do?

Sans: Well Me, Al, Undyne and Pap went to the movies

Sans: Question:

Sans: how can a human devour two large popcorns

Sans: before the film even starts

You: O_O

You: idk

You: that isn't really normal

You: for most people that is

Sans: oh well

Sans: after the movies, we went to an Italian restaurant

Sans: of course, Pap freaked out because there was so many pastas on the menu

You: HAHA

You: which one did he get though

Sans: uh

Sans: he got tortellini

You: Nice

You: that's one of my fav pastas btw

Sans: Nice

Sans: though, for him, eating the whole plate wasn't pastable

You: .........................

Sans: You sure get mad fusilli reasons

You: isweartogodsansimgonnapunchyouin5daysforthat

Sans: kinky

You: very

Sans: I feel the regretti sliding up my neck

Sans: OH BTW

Sans: I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING WHILE EATING PASTA

You: OKAY TELL ME

Sans: so I was thinking about that time you broke someones nose

You: kinky

Sans: Okay and so I thought of something