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Chapter 17: Making offensive jokes on the road

Sans: Heya

Sans: sorry I'm a bit late.. We're still on the road

You: HEY

Sans: HEY FLESHGIRL

You: wait what you are on the road

Sans: well we stopped driving for a bit and we just stopped by a gas station

You: Nice

You: Everything going well?

Sans: Yup

Sans: I've been driving for like 3 hours straight so yeah :D

You: wowow

Sans: I packed the last stuff today and threw it in the camper

Sans: just in time of course because we were meant to go when I packed the last stuff ha

You: HA

You: nice

Sans: I think I'm gonna get some coffee at the gas station hold on

You: okki

You: DONT GET YOUR LAPTOP STOLEN

Sans: ok mom

You: :D

Sans: oh undyne is here to protect the laptop

You: Go get ur coffee

Sans: okok

Sans: SUP PUNK

You: HEYA

Sans: STILL CHATTING TO THIS SACK OF BONES

You: you bet I am

Sans: HOW MANY DAYS BEFORE MEETING YOU

You: Uh

You: 8 DAYS

You: ksladjkkkkkkk

Sans: NICE

Sans: I'm gonna be a security guard there

You: coolio

Sans: ikr

Sans: Ha

You: So you are gonna live in a camper as well for 5 months?

Sans: YOU BET I AM

Sans: its like owning a really small house

Sans: with a cute otaku

You: nHAWH

You: NAHWHHWHWWWWW

Sans: :33333333333333

You: UGH I CANT WAIT

You: IM SO EXCITED

Sans: SAME

Sans: Tomorrow will be the first show

You: How far do you have to ride for that?

Sans: like 3 more hours

Sans: We'll manage

Sans: I wonder if Sans will though

Sans: I mean Alphys and I can just switch after 1 hour but he has to do it all on his own