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Chapter 14: Would you rather binge movies

Sans: NYEH HEH HEH

Sans: I WENT ON SANS' COMPUTER HELLO HUMAN

You: Heyo :D

You: How are you?

Sans: IM FINE THANK YOU

Sans: HOW ARE YOU?

Sans: HAVE YOU HAD A GOOD DAY?

You: I guess yes

You: how bout you?

Sans: OH YOU KNOW I SPENT THE DAY IMPOSING As my younger brother

Sans: ha u fell for it

You: what

Sans: I'm boneboy hi

You: ha what

You: oh wait

You: OOOOOHHHaHohOHOHHHH

Sans: yesh

Sans: So hoW WAs YOur DayY?

You: IT WAS FINE

You: IDK Didn't do much

You: just went job hunting again

Sans: and?

You: nothing again

Sans: Sucks

You: u suck yourself

Sans: AND YOU SWALLOW

Sans: *puts on glasses*

Sans: *explosions*

You: I FUCKING SNORTED I DIDNT EXPECT THAT

You: HAHAHAKDFSJ:KLF

Sans: *bows*

You: SO how are you

Sans: meh

Sans: dunno I'm kinda sick I dunno

You: don't go being sick on tour

Sans: ok mom

You: tch

You: how do skeles even get sick

Sans: well

Sans: wait

Sans: okay

Sans: uh well idk I just get sick like humans?

You: well what do you do with sick chemicals

You: I mean, if you can't helium or curium

You: then you barium

Sans: are you suggesting something

You: I just might

Sans: well shit i'll get the shovel

Sans: I just have some kind of virus don't worry i'll just swallow some pills or something

You: ugh viruses are so fucked up. Like they aren't even alive and their only purpose in life is to kill.

Sans: I know

Sans: they  make me sick

You: l...........................................................