Sans and Alex happen to meet trough a chatbox. What will be the outcome when two completely different people become more than friends?
This is an actual slow burn holy shit
At night that day, I had heard there would be a ball. Yes a fucking ball. Surprise, surprise. So no dress or any fancy boots. Or at least that was what I was thinking before walking into the truck again.
I saw Jess grabbing some things from her bag. She notices me and looks my way. "Hey girly!" she greets me and holds up a light blue dress. "So I knew you didn't have a dress.. Or shoes.. Or well anything fancy at all, so I brought this for you?" She says and hands it to me. "Oh but you shouldn't have!" I say and hug her. Fuck I was actually contemplating to go to the ball in pants. "So who are you taking as your date?" I smirk and nudge her with my elbow a bit. "Me?" She says and laughs a bit. "Oh I don't know. I'll just stick to you guys I think." Jess says and hands me some black heels as well. "Crap how will I walk on these?" I laugh. "Just improvise or something."
I hear a soft knock on the door. "Hello?" I hear Napstablook say. "Come in!" Jess says and smiles. The door opens and reveals him with a floating ghost-bouquet. "J-Jess! Hey!" He says and floates towards her. "Uhm.. So I kind of wanted to ask you t-to the ball?" Napstablook asks and hands her the flowers. Jess grabs it and looks at him with a smile. "Of course I'd want to go with you to the ball!" She says and gives him a peck on the cheek, causing him to flush bright blue. "I-I'll p-prepare then! S-See you tonight!" He stutters and leaves the truck.
"cute." Sans says while entering the truck. "Hey." I say and hold up the dress. "Got one from Jess." I smile. "oh that one is pretty." He says and walks forward to take a good look at it and make an approving sound. "i got a sort of tux by the way." He winks and unzips his jacket, to reveal a tux, printed on a shirt. "Oh so I have to wear a dress and you get to wear a comfy shirt. Is this fair to you Jess?" I say and look at her. Jess is zoned out. "bet she is thinking about her hot date t'nite." Sans snickers and pecks my cheek. "When is the ball again?" I ask. "like in one hour or something." Sans says and looks at me again.
"One hour?!" Jess looks at us in terror. "But that isn't even enough time to take care of my hair! Or paint nails, Or-" She panics. "AND THAT IS WHY WE ARRIVED HELLO PUNKS!" Undyne comes barging into the truck, carrying Alphys. "Oh thank god." Jess sighs. "it's going tibia okay." Sans winks. I laugh. "Yeah, we've got your vertebrae!" I snicker. "Oh just go bone each other again." Jess sighs. I give her a look. "..Again?" I ask and look at her. She flushes red and looks at Undyne questioningly. "what." Sans says in confusion. "Wait didn't they tell you about what happened on your birthday?" Jess asks again. Alphys and Undyne slowly shake their heads in a 'no' way. "jeez you can tell us." Sans says and sticks his hands in his pockets.
"YOU TWO TOTALLY BONED." Undyne laughs. My mouth falls open and before I can say anything, she continues. "You remember that monster friendly bar?" We shake yes. "Okay so you two got incredibly drunk and then you guys were like" She says and continues in an awfully deep voice. "Alex I need you." Undyne laughs. "And Alex was like all over Sans and stuff it was pretty funny seeing you guys make out." She laughs. I slowly nod. "wait was that why i was wearing that weird dress when i woke up?" Sans asks and gives Alphys a look. "YUP! WE HAD TO DRESS YOU AND STUFF IT WAS GROSS."
When we finally finished laughing (and cringing) quite a lot, it was time for the ball. When it was around ten PM, we made our way to the terrain where the concert will be held tomorrow. There were all kinds of lights and spots. There was an accommodation for doing karaoke (WHICH I ABSOLUTELY AM NOT GOING TO DO!). Also, there is soft music sung by Mettaton.
Sans is clinging on to me and smiling at the sight of me wearing a dress. "you look good in this you should wear this more often." He would say constantly. "oh my god look at that." Sans says and points at Napstablook and Jess, dancing. Napstablook is wearing a bowtie and a top hat made out of tears(?) and Jess is wearing a short red dress. "Look how they're both smiling." I say and smile as well. "cute." Sans comments and looks at me. We kiss for a second but get interrupted by Undyne. "Getting all hot and steamy huh?" She laughs. "W-We should make a doujin out of this!" Alphys laughs too. "a what?" Sans asks. I laugh at him. "Oh you haven't been on the internet much, have you?"
Suddenly, the screen behind Mettaton turns to blood red and there speaks up the same corrupted voice again. "Fuck no." I swear. Sans quickly grabs my hand and squeezes it a bit.
"Hello there." It speaks. "I won't introduce myself, because you already know who I am." Fuck, fuck, fuck. "Surprise, I have another riddle for you."
"jesus." Sans comments. "gaster really isn't that creative, is he."
"I'm teary-eyed but never cry. Silver-tongued, but never lie. Double-winged, but never fly. Air-cooled, but never dry. What am I?" The voice says.
The blood red fades to pink and the music of Mettaton. But no one is talking, everyone is in shock.
"jesus again." Sans swears. Jess and Napstablook come walking and floating towards us. "Guys? What was that?" Jess questions us. "A thing that has been happening. It's bad."
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HAHA BACK WITH THE PLOT
By the way, because I dont want to make this choice myself, you should do it.
Let Alex confront Bacchus or not?
wushshahahhahahahahhAHHAHAHAHAH
ok bye
haha
OH BY THE WAY
This is the dress i had in mind for a-slice
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