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Chapter 21: A 'little' 'tipsy'

You: HEI BONEBOYYYY

You: U THERE???

Sans: yeh

Sans: good morning for you fleshgirl

You: saaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnssssssssss

Sans: ye

You: bonedaddy

You: <3333

Sans: what

You: sansy pantsy

Sans: I'm genuinely confused right now

You: snassssssssssssss

Sans: ?????????/

Sans: Alexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

You: BONE ME

Sans: okay that's it are you drunk

You: what no

You: why would I be drunk

Sans: you sure?

You: yesss

Sans: you're drunk

Sans: for sure

You: Hey, Jess here. Alex is indeed drunk and she's passed out rn. I just caught her sitting on her laptop

Sans: oh hey jess

Sans: how come she was though

You: We went to a party of my friend but she didn't know the punch was spiked

Sans: ah

Sans: lol

Sans: s she allright tho

You: ye

You: She can handle it I guess

You: I'll get some water and ibuprofen for when she wakes up

Sans: nice

Sans: btw

Sans: did you know you could treat a hangover with tomatoes

You: nope I didn't

Sans: well tomatoes contain fructose which helps along the metabolism of alcohol in the body.

You: I didn't understand a single word of that sentence, but i'll give her some tomatoes

Sans: nice

Sans: eggs help as well

You: Why don't I know this

Sans: Eggs contain an amino acid called cysteine which helps counter the effects of acetaldehyde, a side effect of excessive alcohol consumption.

You: how do you know this

Sans: uh

Sans: google

You: ah

You: well that explains it

Sans: though, you have to say, feeding her some eggs would be an eggcellent idea

Sans: ;)))))

You: e n d m y s u f f e r I n g

You: literally, fun fact: Alex always makes breakfast which consists of eggs and bacon, and she always makes that pun