You: It was a late summer night. Sans was very tired and so was his crush Taco. "Hey Babyboy come here <3" Sans said in a smooth voice and winked at Taco. "purr." Taco said and went to sit in Sans' lap. "oh baby yessssssssssss" Sans huffed in a rough voice. "puuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr" the cat purred intensely. "oh baby more!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!"
You: this is what I call a Sansco Fanfic
You: Made by Alex Parker
Sans: HEY
Sans: O-O
Sans: I read that
Sans: beautiful
You: ikr
Sans: your fanfic writingskills are over 9000
You: you are aware that is an anime joke right
Sans: uh
Sans: idk alphpys and undyne are constantly saying it
You: HAHA
You: ITS OVER 9000 SANSPAI!!!
Sans: my penis is over 9000 inch
You: you wish
Sans: it is
Sans: no kidding
You: my penis is 9001 inch
Sans: oh shit I'm beaten
Sans: oh well
You: SANS
You: HMHMHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
You: 2 DAYS LEFT
Sans: SO CLOSE
You: YET SO FAR AWAY
Sans: WE WILL SEE EACH OTHER IN 72 HOUR?????????????
You: SHIT DUDE WHADDUPPPDPDPPSDKLFJ:SLD
Sans: NOOT IM SO EXCITED
You: SAME
Sans: NOSKJD:LFJ
You: HOW TALL ARE YOU
Sans: Hmmmmmmmm
Sans: I'm 9000 inches long
Sans: penis size that is
You: same
Sans: nah I'm 6'
You: o_O
Your: ur a tall noodle
Sans: I'm literally one of the smallest of the group
Sans: pap is like 6'4 and undyne is like 6'5 or something
You: o_O_O_O_O_O
Sans: Alphys is 5'8 or somethin
You: I'm 5'6
Sans: UR SMOLL
Sans: IM GONNA SQUEEZE YOU
Sans: NAHWHHKLSJDFL:
You: I'm a smoll bean shh
Sans: SNANWHKLJ
You: AHHA
You: the adventures of toll noodle and smoll bean
You: I'm gonna feel so small there jezus
YOU ARE READING
Chat Logs | Sans x Reader
FanficSans and Alex happen to meet trough a chatbox. What will be the outcome when two completely different people become more than friends? This is an actual slow burn holy shit
