I woke up face down on Taylor's chest, head pounding and shoulder sore. "Good God...I can't handle whiskey..." I thought and peeled myself off of him. I looked around the room and our "playthings" were all over the ground. "Jesus Christ... I think we made a video...Shit..." I said to myself. I looked for my phone and it was nothing but a barrage of texts and voicemail messages from Brittany and Dave.
TEXT: Brittany, Taylor & Abby
Dave: IT'S A BOOOOY!!!!
Brittany: AHHHHH!!!
Taylor: RAD! Oh my god, I'm so happy for you.
Dave: Thanks man!
Brittany: Where's Abby?
Taylor: Work...
Brittany: :(
Voicemail- Brittany Baby (9:30 pm)
Voicemail: Brittany Baby (9:45 pm)
Voicemail: Brittany Baby (10:00 pm)
TEXT: Dave, Taylor & Abby
Brittany: WHERE R U?!
Taylor: She's still gone, dude.
Brittany: I'M ENGAGED! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Taylor: Holy shit! Congrats you two! Abby's gonna be sad she missed this.
Dave: BRITT? Why are you texting this?!
Brittany: Because I'm excited and I already tried to call...
Dave: I'm RIGHT HERE!
Taylor: LOL
I smiled and laughed to myself, put on a robe and quietly left the room so Taylor could sleep. I dialed Brittany immediately and walked downstairs so I could be loud. I dialed.
"HELLOOOOO!!!" Britt answered and I squealed, jumping up in down immediately regretting it...
"Oh my GOD, baaaabe! I am... Oh my God, I am so overjoyed to hear this AND THE BABY! This is just the best news, sweetie..." I started to cry and I heard her start to cry too.
"Don't! You're making me cry!" She replied and I heard Dave in the background asking her what was wrong in a panic. "Nothing, babe! I'm just talking to Abby." She reassured him and he grabbed the phone.
"Hello?!" He said excitedly and I laughed.
"You, sir, are a very LUCKY man, you know this right?!" I exclaimed. He let out his best Dave laugh.
"Oh, I know I am! I am well aware of the embarrassment of riches that is my life." He said seriously.
"Well, congratulations, Mr. Grohl. I am so happy for you." I replied.
"Thank you..." He said and handed the phone back to Brittany.
"We have to shop our hot little asses off, Boo!" She shouted into the phone. I laughed.
"We going traditional???" I inquired. I knew she would.
"Yes! But I was thinking more of a ballroom kind of deal. Something glitzy and glamorous! A night wedding!" She spoke excitedly, her brain working a mile a minute.
"Glamorous like the two of youuuu..." I made fun. She laughed.
"Yep! That's us!" She exclaimed, doubling over in laughter.
"Yes, tell me that next time I find you two in sweats that I'm pretty sure you both stole from a vagrant..." I teased. She laughed.
"Hey! We like to be comfortable!" I could hear Dave mocking her in the background. I heard the baby start to cry upstairs.