Cory: So Nick and Dawn are asleep because they have college tomorrow.
Ashlie: Ohohoho
Uni: *sighs* Nope. I'm not having this.
Ashlie: oHoHoHo
Cory: Please, Ashlie, for the love of--
Ashlie: IF THEY DIE YOUNG!
Cory: NO
Uni: That's it. *grabs laptop and drawing tablet and jumps out of the window*
Ashlie: BURY THEM IN HOMEWORK!
Cory: aSHLIEEEEEE
Ashlie: LAY THEM DOWN ON A BED OF TEXTBOOKS!
Cory: STOP
Ashlie: SINK THEM IN THE RIVER AT DAWN!
Cory: FINALLY THE LAST VERSE
Ashlie: SEND THEM AWAY WITH THE WORDS OF A TEACHER!
Cory: I COULD DIE PEACEFULLY NOW *drops dead with blood coming from his ears*
Uni: Alright. *climbs back in from the window with a coffin for Cory*
Tommy: *knocks on the door and opens it* Jesus fucking christ Ashlie your voice was enough to reawaken all of the revolutions in history.
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NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
