<Starbucks AU>
Ashlie: *looks up from the cup* Name, sir?
Tommy: Aw, Ash, I figured from all of my visits here, you'd figure it out by now. Such a shame.
Ashlie: *grumbles under her breath* hope you fall from your pride and die from it... *gasps* Oh, I actually do remember now!
Tommy: That's good!
Ashlie: *scribbles on the cup* "Douche Canoe" *add a heart at the end*
Ashlie: *smiles a bit*
~Later~
Nick: *grabs the next cup and looks at the name* Douche Canoe? *looks around* Anyone here who is named Douche Canoe?
Tommy: *walks up to Ashlie* Where is my order? It's been five minutes.
Ashlie: *looks up at him* Oh, I'm sorry, sir. *looks at Nick* Hey Nick, that drink belongs to this guy.
Nick: Oh, I see. *gives Tommy the drink* Have a good day, Douche Canoe!
Tommy: Wh-- wot *looks at Ashlie*
Ashlie: *with a shit-eating grin on her face* Hope we don't see you again!
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NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
