Saltfayette: *sitting on Cora's ceiling fan like a gargoyle* Listen. You gotta get your right hand man back.
Cora Washington: *swatting Saltfayette with her sword* How did you get in my house
Nick Laurens and Tommy Mulligan: *Nick sitting on top of Tommy's shoulders, peeking through the window*
Saltfayette: You gotta put some--
Cora Washington: Sodium child, I had enough of you. *turns on ceiling fan*
Saltfayette: aAAAAAAHHHHH *falls*
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FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
