*everyone is in the table, eating breakfast*
Tommy: *who is silently munching on his toast when he suddenly stops and he drops the toast*
Nick: *notices Tommy* Something wrong?
Tommy: What do you call an academically successful slice of bread?
Ashlie: *stuffing her face with red soup* What?
Tommy: An... *pfft* honor roll.
Ashlie: *eyes go red*
Nick: *sighs*
Cory: *faceplants on his cereal*
Uni: *grabs knife and stabs himself*
Dawn: *grabs Tommy's toaster, opens the window, and tosses the toaster out*
Jon: dAWN WAIT TOMMY LOVES THAT TOASTER
YOU ARE READING
NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
