NewScapeSquad on Crack!

Secret Grammar Hitler

Uni: Ugh, such ignorants! Karma will get you!

Cory: Can't help but get bothered by the way you used "ignorants".

Uni: *fixes his glasses and just looks at Cory*

Tommy: *pops out of nowhere* I think that was supposed to be "ignorance".

Cory: Or you could've left the word alone and didn't add "such".

Uni: Are we just gonna talk about my grammar here or are we gonna talk about how Tommy dove in the conversation skillfully than a scuba diver?

Tommy: ...Maybe.

Cory: As a Grammar Nazi, it's hard to overlook these kinds of situations.

Tommy: Okay I'm am sorry.

Cory:

Cory: I'm about to punt you out of the window, Tommy.

Tommy: *laughs* I speak English good.

Cory:

Tommy: Is their a problem?

Cory: Tommy, I swear to god someone's blood will be on your hands.

Tommy: Cool. I is looking forward to it.

Cory:

Cory: This is why humanity cannot advance because some idiots decided to exist.

Tommy: I is no idiot.

Cory: Yes, you aren't an idiot. I'm sorry.

Cory: You are a retard.

Tommy: I'm isn't a retard.

Cory:

Cory: My life span has been reduced each time a being with common sense decides to be a dumb ox.

Tommy: I isn't no dumb ox.

Cory: You just did a double negative there.

Cory: Which means you are agreeing to my statement that you are indeed a dumb ox.

Tommy:

Tommy: I'm no dumb ox. You is one.

Cory: And here we have a fool, trying to throw back dirt to the people who throw rocks at him.

Tommy: I is throwing bombs not dirt

Uni: w-what's going on...

Cory: A dumb creature is trying to make a fool out of someone who knows that the creature is making a fool of himself.

Uni: s-so you're just arguing for no reason--

Tommy: I'm isn't a dumb mule.

Cory: Speaking of which *looks at Tommy*

Cory: That just reminded me why I always avoid this failure of a human being.

Tommy: Me talk to you all the time.

Cory: *sighs* Tommy, I've been searching, you know.

Tommy: Huh?

Cory: Yes.

Tommy:

Tommy: I is confused.

Cory: *who is pissed at his wits' end to the point that anger has been null and he's very calm* Me too, Tommy, me too.

Uni: o-oh no...

Cory: I'm confused because I can't find the damn question whether I asked for your opinion while me and Uni are still talking.

Uni: Oh my god.

Tommy: .......ouch....

Cory: *smiles widely at Tommy and leaves*

<Based on an actual conversation I had with a dumb motherfucker.>