Ashlie: Will you still Snapchat me when I am no longer young and beautiful?
Nick: *slides in* No, because when we're older, I'll be seeing your face on the pillow next to mine.
Cory: I swear to god if anyone gets any smoother than Nick's narrator voice, I'm gonna slip and fall on my ass.
Uni: *slides in while sitting* Then I wish I was the floor.
Everyone: *slips and falls on the floor* dAMN SON
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NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
