Unixander Hamilcomics: Burr is so salty that if you walk past his general direction, you'll get severe dehydration.
The revolutionary squad: *chokes in their drinks*
Dawn Burr: *is on a nearby table, clasping his hands together tightly so he couldn't punch Unixander*
Saltfayette: Mon ami, I do think sometimes that Burr is my long lost sibling.
Dawn Burr: *inhales*
Tommy Mulligan: Oh well, I've ordered some salads. Anyone who want something to flavor them up?
Unixander Hamilcomics: *sees the salt shaker on Burr's table* Hey, Burr, can you pass me the salt?
Dawn Burr: *slams hands on table* can you NOT endorse jefferson?
Unixander Hamilcomics: I think my cholesterol spiked. Call my doctor.
Nick Laurens: He's on his way. *eats his salad*
Dawn Burr: *is staring at Saltfayette* *in his mind* the goddamn sodium source is just right fucking beside him the man is literally a walking human-shaped salt rock what the fuck
Saltfayette: *pauses from eating his salad* My cholesterol just spiked.
Dawn Burr: *tackles Saltfayette*
Saltfayette: mON AMI NO
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FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
