<Dad AU>
Everybody's in the playground today. The kids are playing, except for little Ashlie, who is staying under the shade with Cory because she needs a break from running.
Ashlie: I'm so tired.
Cory: Bitch me too.
Ashlie: What's a bitch? Is that bad?
Cory: *just realizing what he said but if he loses his shit right now, Uni will notice him*
Cory: I-it's a loving/endearing term for a close friend or family member!
Ashlie: Oh, well, thank you. I also think you're a bitch, Cory.
Cory: *trying not to laugh* T-thanks Ash, that means a lot.
Ashlie: *walks towards Uni*
Cory: *notices* Wait, where are you going?
Ashlie: *turns around with a smile* I'm going to tell Dad that he's the biggest bitch ever!
Cory:
Cory: *pfft*
Cory: Y-you go along now.
Ashlie: *skips over to Uni*
Uni: *turns around because Ashlie is tugging at his flannel* Yes, dear?
Ashlie: Dad, you're the biggest bitch ever!
Uni:
Uni: *glasses crack* W-what did you say? W-where did you learn that word from?
Cory: *loses his shit and laughs so loud*
Uni: *glasses break* cory
Cory: Oh shit gotta go *stands up and begins to run* nICK BOY TIME TO GO HOME
Uni: gET BACK HERE YOU IRRESPONSIBLE INCOMPETENT PRICK
Ashlie: *looks up at Tommy* What's a prick?
Tommy: *laughs and crouches down* Now, little Ashlie, prick is--
Dawn and Nick and Jon: *punches Tommy at the same time* nO
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NewScapeSquad on Crack!
أدب الهواةA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!