Tommy: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Dawn: *sighs* Tommy, it's the way cows are born.
Tommy: Hehe, because they lactose.
Dawn: *sighs for the last time before slumping on the couch*
Nick: *falls down the stairs and stays on the floor*
Uni: *legs gave up and is now lying on the floor*
Ashlie: *who was drinking water, fell to her back on the floor*
Cory: *who was washing the dishes, fills up the sink with water and drowns himself in it*
Jon: *is just smiling* That was a great pun, Tommy.
*insert Athena saying "Team Kill" with a banner on top of Tommy's head saying "5 Player Kill Streak"*
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NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
