Dawn: *is floating in the pool in his Left Shark onesie*
Jon: *is on the poolside wearing a bear onesie, watching Dawn* ....Dawn....the fuck are you doing....?
Dawn: I may be the Left Shark.
Jon: .....You're floating in the pool in your onesie.....your onesie's gonna absorb water and gonna get heavier and you're gonna drown...
Dawn: But I will the right shark for you. *winks at Jon*
Jon:
Jon: You know what, let's speed up the drowning process.
×An hour later×
Cory: *opens door* Hey--
Dawn: *is floating on the pool with his back facing the surface*
Cory: J-Jon w-what h-happened
Jon: *is sitting at the poolside, his legs submerged in water* I can't bear him.
Cory:
Cory: *grabs Jon and pushes him in the pool and keeps him in the water until he drowns*
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FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
