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Ham Spam Fam Part Tres with Cory losing his mind

*opens door and enters politely* Don't mind me, I got yelled at by Mom so I'm just staying here hahah

Nick: Oh sure. *moves to the side of the couch* Take a seat.

*plops down on couch* Thank God. *pats pocket when phone isn't there* Wait... *starts to pat around for my phone* No... Where is it?

Nick: What are you looking for?

*smirks at Nick and jumps on the table* ASHLIE!

Ashlie: *throws my phone at me and jumps on table with me*

Me and Ashlie: I'M LOOKING FOR A MIND AT WORK, WORK!

Nick: *screaming* I'M NOT TRUSTING YOU ANYMORE WITH YOUR JOKES

*leans on Nick* I'm a trustfund baby, you can trust me.

Tommy: *pushes me away from Nick* Burr, you disgust me.

Ah, so you've discussed me.

Ashlie: *stomps foot* hEAR YE! HEAR YE!

Nick: *runs away even though he can answer back with Hamilton though he is still terrified*

Cory: *falls from the ceiling with a scepter, crown, and cape and points at Nick* yOU'LL BE BACK! SOON YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL REMEMBER YOU BELONG TO ME!

Uni: *walks in* Lord teach me how to say no to this *points at Cory*

Cory: *walks to Uni with a beat* And if push *pushes Uni slowly* comes to shove *shoves Uni into another room*
Uni: Cory?

Cory: i'LL SEND A FULLY ARMED BATTALION TO REMIND YOU OF MY LOVE! *slams door shut and locks it*

Uni: CORY?! *bangs on the door* OPEN THIS

Cory: LALALALA DAT DAAAAA *dances around*

Everybody: O^O Corl you aight?

Cory: *plants scepter down on the floor so hard that it goes through the floorboards* dEATHDOESN'T DISCRIMINATE BETWEEN THE SINNERS AND THE SAINTS! IT TAKES AND IT TAKES AND IT TAKES! BUT WE KEEP LIVING ANYWAY! WE RISE AND WE FALL AND WE BREAK AND WE MAKE OUR MISTAKES! AND IF THERE'S A REASON I'M STILL ALIVE AND EVERYBODY THAT LOVED ME HAS DIED THEN IM WILLING TO WAIT FOR IT!

Tommy: But we're still alive tho...

Cory: *runs up to Tommy and strokes his face* But when I fantasize at night, it's Alexander's eyes.

Tommy: *cringes* gET AWAY YOU FREAK *runs*

Cory: *starts spinning around* Just I have romanticized what might've been if I haven't sized him up so quickly.

Guys i think its time to evacuate...

Nick and Ashlie: Agreed....

Cory: *is already crying* At least my dear Eliza's his wife... *is sobbing at this point* At least I keep his eyes in my life.

Tommy: *has a briefcase* Guys when can we leave this freak

Now lets go *snaps fingers and everybody's briefcases is outside* gO GO

Uni: dONT LEAVE ME HERE WITH HIM

Cory: *suddenly smiles* tO THE GROOM!

Everybody: *is running away from the house*

CORY SHOULDVE STAYED AS KING GEORGE GODDAMMIT AAAAAA