gUYYYYSSSS *opens door with a huge bag* i'VE GOT A WATERMELOOONNN FROM MAH PROUD HOMELAAAAAAND!!!
Ashlie: Watermelon? Sweet!
Nick: Welp, at least there's something to cool off because it's summer.
Tommy: Ugh... The pain of picking off the seeds...
*slams it on table* It's triploid one, so you have no worries of trying to pick off the seeds one by one.
Everyone: ....wat
Dawn: By triploid, she means it has no seeds.
Uni: aLRIGHT! *grabs watermelon*
*sits on the corner* science exams got me... aaaaa
Ashlie: *grabs me like a smol cat* Ssshh, it's okay, you're safe now
Cory: *walks in to see Uni holding a watermelon and Vietnam flashbacks occur*
*flashbacks to the time when Cory killed himself multiple times in Melon Bomber*
Corl?
Cory: *suddenly screams and runs upstairs*
YOU ARE READING
NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
