<NewScapeHamilton AU>
Unixander Hamilcomics: You talk like you fought in the war!
Nick Jefferson: Actually, I did.
Unixander Hamilcomics: What...
Nick Jefferson: *combs hair back with his hand*
Nick Jefferson: Bonjour, bitch.
Unixander Hamilcomics: *unholy screaming*
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Unixander Hamilcomics: Son, you look like my friend.
Sodium Hamilcomics: Well, fucker, I am indeed John Laurens-Sodium.
Unixander Hamilcomics: wait WHAT
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<Peggy and Eliza has been brought back to life in this AU, and she is now Nikka Schuyler, Nick's genderbend, and Jen Schuyler, Jon's genderbend, respectively.>
Unixander Hamilcomics: *is sitting on the chair, contemplating*
Jen Schuyler: Uni? Is something bothering you?
Unixander Hamilcomics: Well... I was just bothered by Jenny Reynolds... She looks like someone I know but I can't point my finger to who it is...
Ashlie Schuyler: *kicks down door* bECAUSE YOU CHEATED ON MY SISTER WITH OUR OWN YOUNGEST SISTER
Unixander Hamilcomics: oKAY WHAT IS WITH THE DOUBLES AND SHIT. JEFFERSON IS ZRESFAYETTE. MY SON IS ON THE OTHER SIDE, HE'S WITH MY MOTHER, GOD BLESS MY MOTHER, AND HE IS ALSO LAURENS-SODIUM. WHAT ELSE.
Jon Washington: Hamilcomics, why are you screaming so much today
Jen Schuyler: *is burning the red dress*
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NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
