<Dad AU>
Ashlie: *comes home, crying* Daaaaaaaad!
Uni: *comes tumbling down the stairs* yES?! OH MY GOD ASHLIE MY DEAR WHAT HAPPENED?!
Ashlie: *sniff* A boy *sniff* shot me with his slingshot *sniff*
Uni: *sighs and hugs Ashlie* Ssshhh, where does it hurt?
Ashlie: *points at her forehead*
Cory: *runs past by the porch* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA BECAUSE SHE GOT A BIG CRANIUM AHAHAHAHAHHA *runs away*
Nick: *gets on the porch, panting* MISTER! *pant* I'M *pant* REALLY *pant* SORRY! *pant* I'M *pant* SORRY *pant* ASHLIE!
Uni: Aw, that's fine. Hey Ashlie, is the boy you were talking about?
Ashlie: *nods*
Uni: *puts Ashlie to the side and stands up, straightening his dark blue flannel while fixing his glasses, a huge smile on his face* Alright, what's your name?
Cory: *runs back* mY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON!
Nick: dAD!
Cory: aND MY KID HERE IS LAFAYETTE FROM LAST MONTH'S PLAY!
Nick and Uni: Oh my god stop
Ashlie: *throws bag at Cory*
Cory: *screams and runs away*
Uni: *gasps* Ashlie!
Nick: No! No, it's fine! Truth be told, he deserves it. *looks at Ashlie* Hey, I'm really sorry about earlier. I just got carried away. I'll give you my sandwich tomorrow, okay? Bye! *runs away*
Ashlie: Bye...
Uni: OuO Looks like little Ashlie has a crush.
Ashlie: *slams door on Uni*
Uni: Ashlie? *walks to the door when the door suddenly locks* aSHLIE? ASHLIE, LET ME IN!
Ashlie: *goes to the window next to the front door and sticks her tongue out at Uni before closing the curtain*
YOU ARE READING
NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
