Nick Laurens: You just can't marry a woman you just met! You don't even know her!
Unixander Hamilcomics: I know a lot about her!
Nick Laurens: Okay. What color is her eyes?
Unixander Hamilcomics: Like the ocean after a storm.
Nick Laurens: Which is?
Unixander Hamilcomics: Beautiful.
Nick Laurens:
<A few moments later>
Nick Laurens: Uni is getting married.
Tommy Mulligan: Mhmm.
Nick Laurens: To a woman who he just met at the ball.
Tommy Mulligan: Mhmm.
Nick Laurens: And not just some woman. A Schuyler woman.
Tommy Mulligan: Can't help the man.
Nick Laurens:
Nick Laurens: *high-pitched sob*
Tommy Mulligan: There, there. Look, I made you a coat. *puts coat around Nick*
Nick: *continues sobbing*
Saltfayette: *walks in* So, what did I miss?
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NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
