Dawn: *is walking down the street when his 54th bouquet of flowers for today is handed to him*
Dawn: Get that away from me. I'm allergic to flowers. Please.
Dawn: *takes another step when another bouquet is handed to him*
Dawn: *smacks the bouquet away from him* I told you I'm allergic to flowers. Stop giving them to me. Do you want me to see Jesus earlier?
Jon: *is watching from afar* y u no accept my flowers senpai
*a loud sneeze in the distance with a triggered soul ascending to heaven*
Triggered soul: I TOLD YOU IM ALLERGIC TO FLOWERS THE FUCK MAN
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FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
