Cory: *laughs* It says here that little me is afraid of clowns.
Ashlie: Mine's lightning. AAAAHHH SO INNOCENT
Uni: Mine's anything scary.
Tommy: Mine's freaks.
Ashlie: There he goes again.
Tommy: No, seriously, look. *shows his yearbook*
Dawn: Huh. How ironic. Little me is afraid of electricity.
TWITTER GOD NICK: *hiding behind a wall, clutching his pre-school yearbook to himself then whispers* nobody should ever know
Cory: Hey Nick! What does the fear of the little you say?
TWITTER GOD: *neck turns 180° and has the darkest look on his face* it's best if you don't know
×Later that evening×
Cory: *sneaks into Nick's yearbook and looks at it* OH MY GOD
Nicholas Schatzki - age 4
"I'm afraid of the impending doom waiting for us at the end and the fact that we can never run away from it as every day inevitably passes by, bringing us closer to death."
Cory: DAMN SON YOU WOKE AF
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NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
