Nick: *is sitting on the couch, a basket on his lap which has a cobra in it*
Ashlie: *walks down the stairs* So you're trying to get into snake charming?
Nick: I don't need lessons. *smiles*
Dawn: Really?
Cory: How about you do it now?
Nick: *chuckles as he places the basket on the floor* Hey snake.
Snake: *stands up from the basket*
Nick: You're cute as hell fam.
Snake: *insert kawaii desu blush* SSSSSSSSSSStop it. *goes back to basket*
Uni: *staring at the basket*
Ashlie: *Ashlie.exe stopped working*
Cory: *mind shatters into a million pieces*
Dawn: *he cannot process what just happened so he blew up*
Tommy: *walks out of the kitchen with a bowl of popcorn and sits in front of the basket* Hey snake.
Snake: *stands up*
Tommy: *with a really huge smile, lets his nose touch the snout of the snake and whispers* listen bud, i've had my fair share of seeing someone that i like fancy someone else and i don't need one more person to actually kill out of the need to vent out
Snek: *is intimidated that he turned to snek* Mlem.... *hides back in the basket*
Nick: *sees Tommy's smile* Tommy... you aight...?
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NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
