Some stranger outside the NewScapeSquad house: People who drink the leftover milk in their cereals are SICK FUCKS!
Tommy: *whose room happens to be nearest to the stranger, opens his window and pops his head out* I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN THIS HOUSE WE DON'T WASTE MILK. GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD. THAT SHIT IS EXPENSIVE.
Stranger: Uh... Is the distance between us is really that far or are you really this passionate about milk?
Tommy: *starts tearing up as he slumps on the window* Milk is the only thing I have left...
*door swings open, revealing Cory*
Cory: I thought you had us?
*Dawn pops up*
Dawn: More importantly, I thought you had Nick?
Stranger: *laughs*
Tommy: *glares at the stranger* Laugh one more time, you big-craniumed freak!
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NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
