NewScapeSquad on Crack!

And here's where Unixander Hamilcomics drop the mic

Uni: Ah! What a great day-- *sees himself dressed in 1770s clothes* Woah... Is that...

Jon: *runs in* A great day in-- JON JEFFERSON?!?!?!

Uni: You know the guy?

Jon: No! I just don't know the guy, he's part of me!

Uni: Ah, boyfriend?

Jon: NO. DUNI IS ALSO A PART OF YOU. UNLESS YOURE ACTUALLY IN A RELATIONSHIP HMM?

Uni: i-i see what you mean... ALSO IM NOT HIS BOYFRIEND

Jon J.: Hey Hamilcomics

Unixander H.: Hm?

Jon J.: Your coat looks like shit on you.

Unixander H.:

Unixander H.: I read every letter you wrote me.

Jon J.: Wait what

Unixander: I'm searching and scanning for answers

Unixander: In every line. For some kind of sign.

Unixander: Of when I asked your goddamn fucking opinion whether my coat looks good or shit on me.

Uni: oH FUCK

Jon: *collapses on the wall* Uni... Why must you hurt me like this...