Nick: *so damn happy you could see the sun's rays coming from him* Hey guys!
Cory: *hisses at the brightness*
Uni: *glasses darken so he could see Nick without squinting*
Tommy: We're visited by the Turtle God, great.
Ashlie: *hisses louder than Cory*
Jon: Wow Nick... You're an angel...
Dawn: Nick seems to be in a pretty good mood.
Nick: Look at what I found! *lifts up a snapping turtle* I found Herbert! *snuggles the turtle* And he's all grown up too!
Everyone: *stares at Nick*
Dawn: N-Nick... That's not Herbert...
Cory: I don't fucking know turtle species but I know that fucker isn't a good one.
Ashlie: Nick, put the turtle down.
Nick: Huh? Why? What's-- *snapping turtle suddenly bites at his hair* aAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Tommy: HOW DID THIS GUY EVEN REACH OUR HOUSE?! *kicks the snapping turtle high up in the air*
Snapping turtle: .....dafuq...
Jon: *aims shotgun at the snapping turtle* I GOT THIS--
*appears from a portal and kicks the snapping turtle to another portal and follows after, the portals disappearing*
Everyone:
Nick: ...........where's Herbert..... *is staring at his hands*
*portal appears beside Nick* Also, here's Herbert and Herbert. *gives him Herbert and the turtle plushie* Now if you may excuse me, I have to surrender this snapping turtle to the local zoo. *disappears through portal*
Nick:
Nick: hERBERT
Everyone: *is staring at the bald spot on Nick's head where the snapping turtle bit his hair off*
Tommy: ....Should we tell him...?
Cory: No... Never...
Tommy: Okay then....
YOU ARE READING
NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
