Uni: *slams hands on table* I hate it when people are like "do you like them? Oooohhh you're blushing! You do!!!" like, no, you cold bloody corndog. I'm fucking blushing because you're embarassing me and making me uncomfortable! Jesus christ!
Cory: *slams hand down on table* FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT.
Dawn: *cooking bacon and casually says* But the fact that you both like each other is undeniable.
Tommy, Ashlie, and TWITTER GOD NICK: *cat-eyes looking at the both of them with devil tails swaying back and forth* preach, dawn, preach
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NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
