*doorbell rings*
Ashlie: I'll get it. *opens door* Hello, how-- OMG CHOCO
Hey fam. *slides in with glasses* Hey fams.
Cory: *screams and runs away because he couldn't endure another "got hit to next year" stuffs*
Dawn: Wait but the I already paid the rent a day ago.
I'm not here for rent. *smiles widely* I'm here to do the same thing as I did to Tommy when I first visited you guys.
Tommy: *sits down and rubs his forehead* aAAAAAAAAAAA NOT AGAIN
Don't worry Tommy, it isn't you this time. It's someone else here.
Uni: Oh no
*points at Nick* TWITTER GOD, TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI!
Nick: aH! WHAT DID I DO? also dont call me by my full name jeez
*looks at Ashlie* Can I borrow your phone for a sec?
Ashlie: *pulls out phone from pocket and unlocks it, handing it to me* Um, sure.
*scrolls through her messages* I know the time when Ashlie had hate texts spammed in her inbox by Stranger. *smirks at Nick*
Nick: *pauses for a minute to recall when he suddenly tenses up, now remembering what he texted* ohgod
Everyone: *looks at Nick*
You said at the start of your first message "Hey man stop texting my wife".
Ashlie: oH WHAT?
Nick: It's-- Um-- Uh, i-it's.... *is blushing and sweating profusely*
Tommy: *munches on popcorn* Why does this feel like Nick cheated on someone? *laughs*
*gives Ashlie her phone* NISHIE HAS SAILED! AHAHAHAHA BYE *runs out*
Nick: nO NOT THE SHIPS CHOCO GET BACK HERE
Dawn: *just smiles at the back*
Tommy: hAHAHAHHAHA
Cory: *comes out of hiding* Isn't Nick and Ashlie the parents of this group? Either way the sail started sailing a long time ago and Choco just added fuel for it to sail haha
*runs back in* aND CORY YOU THINK YOURE SAFE?
Cory: *cries while running away*
*chases after him because Nick is on my tail* YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE
YOU ARE READING
NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
