Nick: *is crying after he killed Cory in their duel at The Hardcore Quest* Cory is fucking dead
Cory: *is behind him, brought back to life* I'm right fucking here
Nick: Sometimes I could still hear his voice
Cory: Goddammit
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Uni: Do I snore?! I don't snore! Dawn, tell me, did I snore last night?
Dawn: Yes, you did.
Uni: ...Wow... I can't believe this...
Nick: Dude, you were snoring all night. I listened to it for the entire time.
Ashlie: You listened to Uni snoring for the whole night?!
Nick: Yeah. I don't sleep, remember?
*bashes through the wall* yOU mothERFUCKER
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Nick: *playing as Reinhardt*
Cory: *playing as Bastion* Nick, meet up at the choke point near the objective. I'll set up turret there and I need you to shield me.
Nick: Got ya.
Cory: *runs to the choke point at Escheinwalde and sets up turret, waiting for Nick*
Athena: Defend the objective.
*enemies leave the spawn and go towards the choke point*
Cory: nICK WHERE ARE YOU?!
Nick: I'm on my way!
Cory: *firing everywhere* nICK I NEED THE SHIELD
Ashlie: *as Mercy* Yo Cory needs some serious help over there *is at the objective with Nick, healing him*
Cory: *dies* sHIT *respawns* Ugh, I'll just defend the objective. *sees Nick holding position at objective* yOU BITCH
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NewScapeSquad on Crack!
أدب الهواةA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
