NewScapeSquad on Crack!

Just visiting

*doorbell rings*

Cory: I'll get it. *opens door* Hello, h--

Morning, Corl. *barges in*

Cory: YOU JUST CANT WALK IN HERE

*turns around with a sassy hair flip, pointing at Cory* Yes I can. I made this house. I own this house.

Dawn: *walks down stairs while sipping coffee* Good morning, Choco. Also Cory, she's right. We are just borrowing this house.

Cory: WHAT

*clears throat* Renting this house. *holds out hand*

Dawn: Of course. *goes back upstairs*

Cory: *looks at me like he couldn't believe me* This.... This midget is the owner of our house?!

*slaps Cory to next year* i WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOUR IN MY HOUSEHOLD

Also you might be wondering why I'm here in the NewScapeSquad house.

Nick: *from the couch, casually scrolling through Twitter* Late rent?

wow im just here to say something about this household

Tommy: nGAAAAAAA *jumps from the second floor with knife*

*shoots Tommy without looking at him* You guys are a bunch of crazies.

*Tommy's body flops beside me and everybody gasps*

*revives Tommy* I'm just bored so I decided to go and show up. *runs towards door* Toodles! *slams door shut*

Everyone: *stares at the door*

Cory: *wakes up* gUYS GOOD NEWS 2018 IS BRIGHTER THAN WE THINK

*kicks down door, crushing Cory* aND ALSO TOMMY

Tommy: WHAT DO YOU NEED, YOU SHORT MORON

I KNOW THE TIME WHEN STRANGER SCREAMED HATE ABOUT MILK AND YOU SCREAMED BACK AT HIM AND CORY AND DAWN CAME IN LIKE "YO I THOUGHT U GOT NICK THO" AND STRANGER LAUGHED AND YOU CALLED STRANGER A "BIG CRANIUMED FREAK"

Ashlie: *looks weirdly at Tommy* You call people "small craniumed". What about Stranger though?

Tommy: *is sweating and blushing profusely*

Nick: *sighs* Come here, you murder child. *gives him a bear hug*

Tommy: *all systems failing, emergency services failing, total shutdown*

TOODLES! *puts door back in its hinges and leaves*

Cory: *wakes up* gUYS 2019 IS BETTER THAN 2018