Jon: *is sitting quietly on his bed, silently raging because he has died on Legendary difficulty on the Uprising event on Overwatch for far too many times*
This is what you get for playing with a bunch of randos on Overwatch Uprising Legendary.
Dawn: Jon?
Jon:
Dawn: Okay.
Cory: *slams door open* yOU TWO! YOU JUST CANT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED DOWNSTAIRS! LIKE HOLY FU--
Jon: tAKE FIVE MORE STEPS NEARER AND I WILL TAPDANCE ON YOUR RIBCAGE I FUCKING SWEAR
Cory:
Dawn: You might as well leave.
Cory: Was that a Khon--
Jon: SAY ANOTHER WORD AND I WILL GRAB ASHLIE'S PURSE AND CHOKE YOU WITH IT ALL WHILE IM SHOVING A BRICK DOWN YOUR THROAT
Cory: *runs away*
*silence*
Dawn: *clears throat* So, wanna play again?
Jon: *takes a deep breath* Okay.
•Downstairs•
Cory: *is huddled up on Uni's lap like a cat lmao*
Uni: cORY YOURE HEAVIER THAN YOU LOOK MY BLOOD CIRCULATION I CANT FEEL MY FUCKING LEGS CORY
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FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
