Ashlie: Nick, I need to tell you something.
Nick: Hm?
Ashlie: I identify as speed because I want to km/s.
Nick: *looks at Ashlie*
Nick: *reaches under table and slaps a V on his forehead*
Nick: *sits back up* Then I'm velocity.
Ashlie:
Nick: *points at his forehead* V. *eyes go red*
Ashlie: Hold up
Nick: *runs to the window*
Ashlie: *jumps over the table and chases after Nick* yOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AINT GONNA RUN FROM IS DRACULA CORY UNI DAWN GET THE WOODEN STAKES
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FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
