NewScapeSquad on Crack!

Jerk of the Year Championship

Cory: Competing for the "Jerk of the Year" Award, aren't ya? *scoffs at Tommy*

Tommy: *smirks as he looks down, covers a part of his face including an eye, then looks at Cory with a glowing red eye* As defending champion of the award, are you nervous I might win it this year?

Dawn: *inhales sharply* bOI CORY JUST NEEDED AN EXTINGUISHER FOR THAT

Ashlie: OOOO

Nick: *golf claps* Not gonna lie, that was amazing.

Uni: *tear roll* bless his soul

gUYS

Tommy: *sighs* And the Queen of Small Craniums is here

Shut the fuck up Tommy I ain't here for your bullshit

*gunshot sound and Tommy dramatically falls into Cory's arms*

Ashlie: oHHH SHIT

*walks to another room because I'm not here for them lmao* Also, remember what I said last chapter that the Hamilton screenshots died?

Actually it's all safe lmao i forgot they were stored in the phone and not in the card hALLELUJAH

Uni: Oh god she's gonna make us sing Hamilton songs

Tommy: Why you complaining though? It's good. Also Choco, why do you write like you're running out of time?

And Tommy, why do you assume that you're the smartest in the room?

*cannon sound and Tommy gets thrown out of the window*

Everyone: oH SHIT

*runs to the window and pops head out* jUST BECAUSE YOU GOT A HUGE FOREHEAD DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE A HUGE BRAIN TO CALL YOURSELF THE SMARTEST OUT OF EVERYONE HERE. ALL THAT WIDE FOREHEAD COULD DO IS TO BE A TEMPORARY AIRPORT IN CASE ALL THE AIRPORTS ARE CONGESTED

Nick: I'm pretty sure Tommy is a well done steak by now.

Cory and Uni: *nods*

Ashlie and Dawn: I agree.

Tommy: *sprawled all over the grass with Stranger poking him with a stick* nOW I SEE THE REAL JERK OF THE YEAR!

TOOK YOU A LONG TIME TO NOTICE, BITCH. AND EXCUSE YOU, I'M THE CHAMPION. *walks out with the huge trophy*