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Bless this man

<In relation to Jon's shade on Cory last chapter>

Cory: *to Jon* How about I show where I gave all my damns?

Jon: *stops filming* Sure.

Cory: Everyone, in my pickup. Let's go.

Cory: *gets in car and drives towards the cemetery*

Jon: *looks at the arrays of gravestones* So this is all the damns you gave? You also named them. This one's name is Nique Saye. Wew.

Everyone else: *at the back of the pickup, eating popcorn*

Cory: Yes. And as you can all see, they're dead. So basically I don't give a damn if you tell your viewers about my most embarrassing story.

Jon: *turns on camera* Guys, so Cory's most embarrassing story other than his birth is the night Cory first existed, which might possible be his parents' honeymoon.

Everyone: oHHHHHHH DAMN JON'S ON FIRE

Cory: *digs up another grave* And here goes my last damn. *jumps in grave and starts burying himself* Which is me.