Jon: *shows up to the PTA meeting* H-hi guys--
Cory: wHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU DON'T HAVE A KID!
Jon: Actually, I do, she's just down there in the comments. Hiya Tater, my dear!
Cory, Tommy, and Uni: *looks at the comments*
Cory: wHAT THE?! THERE SHOULD ONLY BE ONE LAFAY--
Tommy: *grabs Cory and throws him out of the window, sitting back down and clearing his throat* As I was saying, we should all hire guards and ban Mr. Cory from this place.
Teacher: But Mr. Cory is a parent of one of our students here. Banning the parent is as good as kicking the child out--
Uni: Actually, don't kick out the kid. Kick out Tommy's kid instead. Isn't he the one who keeps on breaking school property every year?
Teacher: *looks at Tommy* Well, that is indeed true--
Tommy: *slams down a fresh bundle of dollars in front of Teacher*
Teacher: Touché. *gets money*
Uni: *groans*
Jon: ...Am I part of the cool dads now...?
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NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
