Cory: *stumbles in, wheezing* hOLY SHIT GUYS LISTEN TO THIS
*thuds can be heard upstairs*
Ashlie: ...what was that?
Cory: nO NO JUST LISTEN TO ME FIRST-- *wheeze* IT WILL EXPLAIN WHY THERES THUDS UPSTAIRS HOLY SHIIIIIIIT
Nick: *steps back with Ashlie behind him, using him as a meat shield* I don't think we will listen to the explanation at this point, Cory.
Cory: JUST-- JUST LISTEN HAHAHAAAAAA-- *clears throat* sO THERE WAS A BURGLAR LAST NIGHT
Ashlie: What?! We should--
Cory: WAIT WAIT-- HAHAHHAAAAAAA SO THIS BURGLAR COMES IN THROUGH OUR GUEST ROOM UPSTAIRS SINCE THE WINDOW IN THE GUEST ROOM IS THE ONLY WINDOW IN THIS MANSION THAT DOESNT HAVE A LOCK
Nick: Uh-huh, and I see you're losing your mind over it so I'll go install a lock on it now
Cory: *grabs Nick* WAIT-- SO HE BREAKS IN, BUT THEN HE IMMEDIATELY JUMPS OUT. WHY???
Ashlie and Nick: *both at the corner of the room at this point* Why?
Cory: *wheezes* bECAUSE IN THE GUEST ROOM, I HAD UNI'S SELFIES HANGING AROUND. I PREVENTED A BURGLARY WITH UNI'S GODDAMN FACE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*loud thuds from the stairs*
Uni: *is being held back by Jon, Tommy, and Dawn* cORY YOU MOTHERFU--- MMMPPPHHHHHH HMMMPHHHH *gets muffled by Tommy*
Tommy: CALM DOWN-- SHIT
Uni: *just bit Tommy's hand* yOU FUCKER GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW I WILL TEAR YOU APART YOU FUCKING PRICK
Ashlie and Nick: *slowly holds up crucifixes at Uni*
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
