Dawn: *turns on camera and points it towards him* Alright so, every Easter, Choco just drops by, hides a three-pound Easter egg in the mansion, and sets everybody and I off to go find it.
*chaos, screaming in the background. Nick flipped over the couch with a calm face.*
Dawn: And guess who got it for the fourth consecutive year in a row?
Ashlie: wHERE THE FUCK IS IT *screeches louder than a Dementor and Tommy just baseball throws his mask at her, screaming "shut the fuck up, dinkweed" at the the top of his lungs*
Dawn: *chuckles and holds up the Easter egg* Not those little bitches at the back. *laughs*
Cory: *jumps from the second floor* I lost all will to live.
Jon: *is on the corner, too scared to move*
Uni: *like a storm, messing everything up*
*just sitting on the roof, laughing so damn hard at nothing in particular while eating a three-pound Easter egg, with five other Easter eggs of the same weight beside me, in a basket*
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FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
