<But prepare to be falling on your asses and sliding all the way to your death when the smooth ass motherfuckers walk in.>
Cory: *bends down on one knee*
Uni: *gasps* Oh my god, yes!
Cory: *looks up* What? I was just tying my shoe.
Uni: Oh.
Cory: By the way while I'm down here.
Cory: *takes out a small box from his pocket*
Uni:
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Jon: So um... I want to... ask you... I mean, it's okay if you say no... I will completely understand... But... would you make me--
Dawn: Stop right there.
Jon: O-oh... *sad JonBun*
Dawn: Of course I'll marry. Don't worry about it.
Jon:
Jon: *the biggest smile that you have ever come upon*
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Tommy: Hey Nick, what was your last name again?
Nick: *takes off glasses and pinches the bridge of his nose* Thomas. We have known each other for a very long time. You know my last name is Schatzki.
Tommy: Well, jeez, no need to be so aggressive. *takes a small box out of his hoodie pocket and opens it* I was just gonna ask you if you mind changing it?
Nick:
Nick: *blinks a few times*
Nick: *cleans his glasses*
Nick: *wears his glasses*
Nick: *blinks at the ring*
Nick: *looks at Tommy*
Nick: ................you fucking know what i'll say......
Tommy: A yes! Gre--
Nick: *grabs the box off Tommy's hand and throws it at Ashlie*
Tommy: hEY--
Ashlie: What the-- WHAT IS TH-- wOAH WOAH HEY NO--
Tommy: *crashes onto Ashlie*
Nick: i pREFER TO KEEP MY LAST NAME THANK YOU
YOU ARE READING
NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
