<Dad AU>
Cory: *bursts through the door* wHERE'S MY SON?!
Teacher: e-e Sir, the Hamilton play is over. It ended last month. Please move on.
Cory: nO SERIOUSLY WHERE'S MY SON?!
Teacher: oH! I APOLOGIZE!
Nick: *walks in* Oh hi Dad.
Cory: sON! WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Teacher: Well, Mr. Cory, your son here brought a slingshot to school. *places slingshot on the desk* And he shot a girl.
Cory: *looks at Nick* Why?
Nick: *mumbles* Well she was the murderer in the Murder game so I shot her...
Teacher: *takes a deep breath* Also, we were wondering where he got those from.
Cory: May I have the slingshot?
Teacher: Oh, sure! *gives Cory the slingshot*
Corh: *headshots the teacher* rUN SON! RUN!
Nick: *screaming while running away*
Cory: LET THIS BE A LESSON! JUSTICE WILL ALWAYS BE SERVED! *runs away*
Teacher: *grabs onto desk and pull themselves up, having a red mark on the middle of their forehead* Seriously... This is the second parent that acts not like their age...
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NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
