Ashlie: *on the phone* Oh, now you pay attention to me. Now you pay attention to my needs. I don't even need them anymore. I need space. *throws phone out of the window*
Uni: *hiding behind the couch and whispers* she's scary
Nick: *chilling on the couch* She's normal to me *laughs*
Ashlie: *stands up* I'll just go for a walk.
~Later~
Ashlie: *walks to her room* wHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHO PLACED GALAXY POSTERS ALL OVER MY ROOM?!?!?
Tommy: *who happens to walk to her room with a handful of galaxy posters* Oh
Ashlie: *sees Tommy* tOMMY
Tommy: *drops posters* Well, ya know, you said you needed space
~Later later~
Cory: *places a flower on a third grave* He died for the third time. All caused by Ashlie.
Dawn: More like his stupidity.
Uni: Eyyy
Nick: *looks up to see the chapter title and looks back down at Tommy's grave with a horrified look* wait
Tommy: *pops head out of the freshly dug earth and wiggles eyebrows at Nick*
Nick: *slowly backs away* i mean you were mad at me for charming a snake but im not mad when you see ash as bae...
Snek: mlem
*chilling on the couch with Ashlie*
Ashlie: *notices me* Oh hey Choco, what are you here for now?
*staring at the carpet* oh im not here for anything yet. im just here to contemplate how much my humor has downgraded to vine jokes and shit
Ashlie: I gotta admit, that's true
aight... *looks at readers* This was a fucking mess, am I right?
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NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
