Cory: *walks out of his room*
Tommy: pARDON ME!
Cory: *jumps* What the fuck Tommy
Tommy: Are you Aaron Burr, sir?
Cory: *looks to the side* Er... Depends...?
Tommy: Oh, sure, sir! I'm Alexander Ha-- *suddenly slapped at the face*
Cory: Knew it. *leaves*
~~~~••×ו•~~~~
Dawn: *is cooking bacon* This will take a few minutes.
Tommy: I'm willing to wait for it.
Dawn: *laughs* That's a first-- wait. *turns* tOMMY N--
Tommy: *jumps on the table* lIFE DOESN'T DISCRIMINATE BETWEEN THE SINNERS AND THE SAINTS IT TAKES AND IT TAKES AND IT TAKES BUT WE KEEP LIVING ANYWAY, WE RISE AND WE FALL AND WE BREAK AND WE MAKE OUR MISTAKES AND IF THERE'S A REASON I'M STILL ALIVE AND SO MANY HAVE DIED THEN IM WILLING TO WAIT FOR IT
Dawn: *shuts down*
~~~~••×ו•~~~~
Nick: *in a phone call* Yeah, I'm already satisfied.
Tommy: *barges in* mAY YOU AAAAALLLLWWWAAAAYS BE SATISFIEEEEDDD!
Nick: *screams*
Tommy: AND I KNOOOOOWWWW
Nick: *still terrified as fuck* W-WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!
Tommy: SHE'LL BE HAPPY AS HIS WIIIIIFE
Nick: WHO'S SHE?!?!
Tommy: AND I KNOOOOOWWWWW
Nick: WHAT IS IT?!?
Tommy: HE WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED
Nick: *already terrified so he ran away*
Tommy: I WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED! *laughs*
~~~~••×ו•~~~~
Ashlie: *walking down the stairs* Guys, the si--
Tommy: OOOOHHHH I DO I DO I DOOOOO
Ashlie: *screams and kicks Tommy in the face before running back to her room* CREEEEEEEP
Tommy: *lying on the floor with a bleeding nose* Heheheh Ham spam fam
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FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
