Cory: Hey guys, wanna know how me and Uni met?
Nick: *raises a brow* Uh... Online? Dude, we know--
Cory: No, I don't mean the first contact. What I mean was the real meeting.
Ashlie: Sure!
Everybody except Uni because he's in his room, drawing stuff lmao: *sits down*
Cory: Alright. When Uni landed, he called me and asked "Dude can I smell your socks?" and I just agreed to it.
Everyone: Uh... What?
Jon: *applauds* Friendship goals!
Uni: cORY!
Cory: What? oH MY G-- *gets tackled by Uni*
Uni: yOU SON OF A BITCH YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL
Cory: *is in a headlock* i'M SORRY IT'S JUST THAT I FEEL LIKE THEY NEEDED TO KNOW AAAAAAAAAAA
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Inspired by a screenshot sent to our group chat in Kik by whyudodis_x. The group chat is open to anyone, by the way. We are the NewScapeTrash Squad. PM whyudodis_x if you want to join.
its fun. i swear. someones not totally spamming "coast is clear" at some point of the day. lmao
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FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
